Global Warming to Kill Millions

In a surprise turn of events global warming will kill millions of people in Houston on Friday, December 4, 2009. The forecast calls for a 40% chance of snow. Millions will die.

Houston, has not stocked up on enough eggs, milk, and cloths pins to weather such a storm caused by global warming. Houstonites who actually figure out how to light the pilot light on their furnaces will die due to the lack of weird useless supplies that typically disappear in such storms in the north east.

Because of global warming most people in the great Houston area don't own coats, and will sufer death by exposure to the elements. Global warming is a problem since this is one of the coldest years on record in the last 100 years. Houston Fire Department public information officer James Knitwit says, "We will be putting firefighters on alert to handle the extra casualties due to folks getting their tongues stuck to flag poles after being lulled in the the Christmas sprit by the famous movie The Christmas Story."

Knitwit goes on to acknowledge, "We do anticipate millions of car accidents due to the fact no one has ever seen snow, and most in Houston don't know how to drive in it. Our firefighters will not be leaving the firehouse for calls due to the lack of appropriate snow driving courses for our crews. People need to get a hold of this global warming issue before Houston is wiped off the map due to the snow."

Other supplies that Houston doesn't have that will cause millions to die due to global warming is the lack of snow plows, socks, bubble gum, shovels, directions for the shovels, ice scrapers, and dental floss. A federal disaster area is expected to be declared by Governor Rick Perry later this week. Clearing the way for folks to be rounded up in FEMA camps by the UN.

New Blog Coming + Something Funny!

ey folks been a while since I blogged. It has been for a good reason. I have been slammed with work, and I have been working on a new blog. All the old posts on this blog will be at the new one.

Here are a few photos most folks don't ever see. This post is inspired by a forum I visit. Enjoy this video as well (not mine, but it is good).

Ashley and Chris

Heather and Michael

Alex and Joline (Yeah, not Joline doing the kissing!)

Heather and Johnathan

Laura and Tyler (I don't know either)

Jessica and Ben (Ben has made a full recovery)

Me! Since I took the time to pick on everyone!

Car Fire - League City, Tx

It is not often that I get to play photojournalist in the traditional sense. No matter how many times I see something like this I am amazed at how our modern conveniences can turn tragically against us.

This car fire started around lunch time in the parking lot of the Whataburger in League City just off FM 646 and Interstate 45. According to a witness I spoke with, a man, identified as the driver of the Dodge Durango, was eating his meal in his SUV when smoke starting pouring out of the hood. Shortly, after that 911 was called. No one was injured in the incedent according to League City police.

I was fortune enough to have my gear with me, and was going to my bank when I saw the car fire. There was an explosion of some type as I pulled into the drive way. I also got a pretty interesting shot of the battery exploding as well.

Jason
www.jasonconnel.com

The Knot, New Year Resolutions, and Bangin' New Galleries!

Today, I was working on my website, as I have been doing a little bit every day. Just as I launch one of 12 new galleries on my website I get a wonderful email from Heather to tell me some more wonderful news. That her and her way cool husband Michael is feathered on The Knot's Website.

I knew it was coming, but I had no idea it would launch today at the same time as my gallery of their wedding. To see the feature on The Knot's website click here. They did not pick my favorites, but as with most publications they have their own reasons to pick certain images. Being that I come from a publication background I totally understand, and happy to see the photos. You can see their original blog post by clicking here.

I next order of business is New Year resolutions, this year I have vowed to blog everyday. However, you may not have noticed things happening over here, but you should see some huge changes on my website. I have been updating it everyday. I have used the time I would use to blog to update my website. So, stay tuned for more awesome weddings here.

Enjoy!
Jason
www.jasonconnel.com